trainthief:

trainthief:

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

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kreuzader:

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startoursflight1401:

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Like I’m not even surprised

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misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

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mesopelagic:

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mesopelagic:

horse ppl r so wild my horse friend was like “this is jenny shes the gentlest horse around shes so chill” and then jenny the horse immediately gave her a concussion

part of this applies to people who really like but often don’t respect animals.

Like, I don’t know the full story of this post, but often, rather than the animal acrually being particularly docile, it’s that the person has learned to ignore certain warning signs, essentially believing that the animal won’t react. And then they ignore the animal’s attempt at communication for too long and get kicked in the head

jenny saw a bird and didnt like it

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terpsikeraunos:

aesthetically-shitposting:

terpsikeraunos:

latin word of the day: arborescereto become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

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